Men det var før det. Nå gjør jeg aldri sånt. Snoker aldri i skapene jeg nei. Å nei da. Nesten ikke i det hele tatt. Eller jo, kanskje litt? Akkurat nå i sted, for eksempel. Noen mandler, i kombinasjon med noen rosiner, det er jo godt. Så godt at jeg kanskje kan ta litt til? Ååå, skrøpelige menneske. Hadde jeg bare kunne latt være, da hadde jeg oppnådd den største lykka på jord; ikke komme til Panama, ikke bli rik, men å bli tynn! Bare tynne folk kan, og fortjener å være lykkelige, det har man da skjønt for lengst. Jeg får trøste meg med noen rosiner til, kanskje?
|Tynne damer, her på toalettet på Statoilstasjonen i Folldal|
Thin ladies, her on wallpaper in the toilet at a lokal gas station
You are a cupboard rat, my father said. He did not say so to me and my sister when we were playing in our dollhouse in the cupboard, it was so big that we could sit there. Oh no, he said it when I was raiding the cupboard for something sweet for my tooth! I has a really, really sweet tooth, or several, I must say. We seldom had sweets when I was a child, but raisins, dried apricots, currant, figs, and almonds and other nuts. I was always hunting.
But that was before, when I was a child. I never do such things anymore, almost never, ever. Oh no, well, may be some times. Some minutes ago, I may have taken a few, or rather not so few, raisins. Raisins in combination with almonds is a very, very good snack. May be I shall take just a few more? Just a little mint? Oh, if I just could let be, then I would have become the most happy human beeing in the world, I could have been THIN! But yes, but no, but yes, but no....